11 Guys and Me … Part 2

The Carson Overland Journey continues…

DSCN2656Chris Miller – being organizer extraordinaire – dovetailed in two side trips on our overland adventure.

Who knew we had natural stone bridges in Washington?  I think they were formed by ancient lava tubes and you can see evidence of that theory in the curved features of the open stone channels on the ground.  DSCN2658It helped my cognitive leap that there are actually lava fields not too far away – noted on the map…  After lunch we climbed around, under and  over both bridges.  It felt really good to get out and stretch after several hours of bouncing in the truck.


DSCN2666Next stop was the Ice Caves by Trout Lake.  Again – who knew?  It was fascinating to feel the temperature drop at least 20 degrees just going down a short flight of stairs into basically what appeared to be a hole in the ground. Should you attempt this yourself – it’s very dark and slippery so torch or headlamp and sensible shoes are a must.

There are ice formations all over – stalagmites and ‘tites – with some obviously hanging for the duration and others…. DSCN2664Well, I thought twice before using them as a handhold.  You can actually climb all the way through the cave and come out about 50 yards from the entrance.  It takes a bit of doing and at one point – I actually got kind of claustrophobic.  Images of cave ins were unwelcome guests in my overactive imagination but if the short cute guy could do it (Jamie – age 9) so could I – so I soldiered on.  The tall guys were great – just followed their path.  DSCN2665However – a 34 inch inseam is a heck of a lot more helpful in negotiating big rocks than my diminutive 29″.  Read “it takes a lot more effort with short little legs”.  It’s all about clearance on the road and off!  DSCN2670


According to the requisite park signage – back in the day – the ice from this cave supplied Hood River and the Dalles. Can you imagine having to literally hoof it here to get ice and then haul it all the way back?  I got a whole new level of appreciation for our ice-maker at home.  And to think I used to complain about those old ice metal trays with the handle.  Remember those?

DSCN2682It rained a lot on the first two days of this trip.  While that made it tons of fun for overland driving – things are slipperier, mud puddles are deeper, ruts are more challenging – while in the dry passenger side – I was thinking to myself “hmmmmm – what about setting up camp in the rain?  What about sleeping in the little tent in the rain?  What about my hair in the rain??”  I sent some silent pleas to the heavens and Lo and Behold  at our first site – the rain magically stopped – Yea!  It was perfect – the crowning glory was a huge old free standing fireplace.  In the pioneer spirit – there was wood split and a fire crackling in no time.  DSCN2676

The portable blow torch helped things along quite nicely albeit perhaps it was cheating just a tad…  Folks got down to the business of setting up camp.  We were ever so grateful for the stop off at REI on the way out of town for the canopy.  It came it very handy as a rain shelter and shade at the rally.   After set up – we got to the important stuff – Food and eating!







I mentioned in part one I love road cruises.  Being blessed with a bladder the size of a walnut I have scoped all the rest stops, Starbucks and other pee points along the I-5 corridor from Vancouver BC to San Diego (seriously – I should write a book…)  While there were forest service outhouses where we camped – blessings from above – during the 10-14 hours on the trail it was “pick a spot”.

I don’t have any problems dropping trou when needed but I do prefer privacy.  Scouting for bushes, looking back to make sure the line of sight was truly around the bend and making sure the nettles were below squatting distance was hilarious. DSCN2680 In a pinch – if the rigs were in line and since we were the tail – I’d just deem the back of our truck “the spot”.  Did I mention clearance earlier?  Ladies – if you decide to go this route – make sure before hand that the lift on your vehicle doesn’t make for a particularly interesting line of sight when down for business.  My Beloved did gift me with a potty tent for this trip.  I was overcome with the sheer romance…

Back to food.  Or more specifically – planning, preparation and presentation of food on the trail.  I figured hey –  Simple, no nonsense, portable, easy to clean up after – I mean its just camping, right? OMG!  My culinary abilities just paled – no scratch that – just faded – I hung my head in shame.    I wandered around seeing what was bubbling in the other overlander’s pots and the myth was busted.  Left to their own devices – men can take care of themselves and rather well I might add.

DSCN2671Will made a pork butt for pulled pork that made the angels sing.  Dan had premade meals that were done in like a nano-second and smelled divine.  Chuck had wine in a box and was very generous with it and his peanuts.  Mike’s rear kitchen setup with grill was crazy efficient.  And then there was Chris…  And then there was Chris….

DSCN2684I used to love to cook and maybe some day I will again so kitchens aren’t high on my list but – just looking at his set up made me want to whip out my apron and get cracking.  It was a vision of organization – gadgets, cooking and prep surfaces, storage racks neatly housing everything needed to prepare the evening’s menu for himself and his three compadres.  Yes – menu.  DSCN2715I think the first night was amazingly thick steaks with grilled asparagus, something else equally yummy topped off with desert.  Was it sauteed peaches and ice cream?  All of this gastronomic sensation was taking place under a canopy with twinkle lights and solar spotters (that have a flicker mode) for atmosphere.  Chris assured me the main reason was to keep happy campers from stumbling over guy wires in the dark after one too many – a brilliant idea.  I thought they were pretty..  On the second night of watching this extravaganza I just had to dubbed these four “The Metro Boys”.  The highest compliment…

We went through so many different micro climates on this trip.  Freezing and soaking wet in the morning packing up sodden gear only to be sweating a few hours later.  I’d watch the temp gauge in the truck literally go up and down 15 degrees in a half hour.  Weather didn’t matter though.  It just added to the overall good times.  DSCN2716The second night camp was soggy but that didn’t stop anyone. Shaun was the crack fire tender that night and got the green logs blazing pretty quickly.  I didn’t see him use the blow torch…….  Chris had a seriously cool laser pointer that had shapes he beamed on the fire smoke and trees.  It was like Christmas in 3D.  I want one of those!  No pics except in my head….  I crawled in my little semi-soggy half dome with laser points dancing behind my eyes and raucous humor in my ears.  Blissed Out…

Part Three – the Overland Rally, breakdowns in the Sudan, motorcycles on salt flats, driving blind and more.  Stay tuned…

2 responses to “11 Guys and Me … Part 2

  1. Look forward to reading this later on my laptop !!

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